Morgan

[Morgan]

[kyrafic]

“Never did like that much,” is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

[lisa-maxwell]

Word.

[johnskylar]

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

[cerulean-warbler]

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

[Morgan]

[Morgan]

[sincerely-steeny]

Hello everyone plz reblog this to save a life. And STOP CUTTING AVOCADOS INCORRECTLY. I work at a sushi restaurant and this is one of the safest and easiest ways to cut avocados. Love you all

[emilyskeggs]

This was so cute and informational thank u op

[pancakemilkshake]

You can pinch the pit off from the back blunt end of the knife too!

[Morgan]

[bittergloss]

big ass mood bitch

[Morgan]

[weskit]

Dolly Parton quotes, part 3 of 3

[actionstarpatrickswayze]

okay guys let me talk to you about dolly parton

dolly parton is the best

i love dolly parton and please acknowledge that she’s a queen

[thescienceofjohnlock]

Dolly Parton has come up with some of my fav quotes. Two I remember very well are:

“No money doesn’t make you happy but at least you can wear nice clothes while you’re miserable.”

“No it doesn’t bother me when people call me a dumb blonde because I know I’m not dumb and I know I’m not blonde.”

[roachpatrol]

dolly parton once entered a dolly parton look-alike contest and lost.

[Morgan]

[cammadanar]

This was a big deal once.

[missjudygarland]

Look at the CG animation on hair now:

[tahnospanties]

oh my god, i remember watching the special features of the incredibles and they kept saying how difficult violet’s hair was to animate.

[jackfrost-flakes]

excuse me i think we’re forgetting someone else’s beautiful hair

[ihascookies]

YOU’RE RIGHT

[iconuk01]

Are we really overlooking the Disney/Pixar character with 2,320,413 individually animated hairs?

[san-likes-ashitaka]

Originally posted by fadingchildhoodmemories

can’t forget this lil Dreamworks lady’s hair

[snarling-through-our-smiles]

One of the senior animators actually spent six fucking years trying to write a new program to animate Rapunzel’s hair.

[immaplatypus]

adding to the comment above, it turns out that disney had to actually hire someone with a PhD in animating human hair to get rapunzel’s hair correct

a PhD in hair

[antifamutant]

Imagine hearing about Disney need someone with a hair PhD and finally being able to say:

“This is my time”.

[Morgan]

[sixpenceee]

The true spirit of Christmas. Via pdmcmahon

[Morgan]

[mikedawwwson]

Why Did They Come?

[ultrajchapmanstuff]

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

[Morgan]

[sixpenceee]

Time lapse of a lightning storm on Maui. Via here

[Morgan]

[sixpenceee]

A mural seen through blue and red foil. The artist is Insane51

[Morgan]

here’s the thing

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o'pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

still doin it

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

answer me you heathens

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

answer me

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

answer me you cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

answer the question

[pokeslytherinandy]

Have they answered u yet

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

no i’m furious

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

answer the question

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Perseverance is my only virtue

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman​ answer my prayers you negligent absent god

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

every single person on here? cowardly bitches. 

face your mortality. choose your requiem. 

[this-name-has-been-changed]

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the cast of Gotham answered!

[not-natural-moose-and-squirrel]

SOMEBODY FINALLY ANSWERED!!!!!!!

[katsen13]

[Morgan]

[surprisebitch]

[fuckheads-revenge]

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

[officialwayneenterprises]

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

[Morgan]

[Morgan]

[the-ice-castle]

rest in fucking pieces, mr. darcy

[buckyonthelam]

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

[lionlass7]

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

[stephrc79]

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

[lizziekeiper]

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

[goodinthestacks]

get him

[breelandwalker]

SLAAAAAY

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’M HOLLERING!

[Morgan]